She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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