It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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