hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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