I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
