Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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