felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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