What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
third nipple confirmed
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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