Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you made out with another girl for some wings
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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