therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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