She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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