It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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