Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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