Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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