Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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