When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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