Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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