I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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