well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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