Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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