Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he fucked my hip out of place.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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