Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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