i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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