You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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