He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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