I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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