What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just took my morning after pill in the library
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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