thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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