You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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