no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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