Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
His nipple licking is glorious
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