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i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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