Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
