Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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