Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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