Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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