I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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