You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Also, beer. Big fan.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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