Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
