Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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