Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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