I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This baby is an asshole
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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