so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize