Whod you bang
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
