Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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