There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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