Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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