wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
