Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
