Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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