A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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