She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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