Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Where are you guys?
Drunk
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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